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ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago

Which part of a PB&J is the meat, and which is the condiment?

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Which part of a PB&J is the meat, and which is the condiment?

ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months ago
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  • DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    That a non-offensive version of asking “whose the man” to a lesbian couple.
    The answer is “neither”, and you look dumb for asking.

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      Wow. That is a harsh take. But true.

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      Got it, instead of asking which is the man, I will now ask which lesbian in the relationship has nuts and/or meat. Thank you for helping me be a better ally!

      (Obligatory jk, please don’t ask this question to any lesbian)

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        Which lesbian is the protein in this equation

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          10 months ago

          Lesbians: a critical part of every healthy diet.

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