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Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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Gork@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • beeb@lemm.ee
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    Reimplements in C

    Segmentation fault (core dumped)

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      Reimplements in C

      Segmentation fault (core dumped)

      change code so it no longer segfaults

      still is UB, has arbitrary code execution vulnerability

      everybody dies

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        But you died faster, that’s not to be underestimated

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