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SavvyWolf@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

4 billion if statements

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4 billion if statements

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SavvyWolf@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago
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I recently stumbled upon this screenshot while researching social media on the train. Of course, it was followed by a cascade of spiteful comments, criticizing this fresh programmer’s attempt to solve a classical problem in computer science. The modulus operation.
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    Let’s be real though, everything is IF statements all the way down

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      There’s not a single thing in this universe that cannot be accomplished with enough IF statements… as long as you’ve got infinite time to wait

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