You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn’t fix the problem?
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DISM.exe?
Did you mean… Dism /online /cleanup-image /checkhealth
Dism/online/cleanup-image /restorehealth
Then do your sfc/scannow
And throw in a chkdsk /f for fun.
How is LibreOffice looking right now, huh?
Almost as good as WordCraft.
WordCraft should be called WordSlop
i’m afraid that’s already taken by microslop word
I feel a little bad for abandoning all the FOSS versions of software I’ve learned over the years (GIMP, Inkscape, FreeCAD, LibreOffice, Kdenlive) but I’m having a lot of fun learning the SlopCraft stack
Same. Big learning curve on some of them if you’ve never used the originals. Nice that they run so happily on my 14 year old Debian laptop as well.
Completely sloppified.
? Looked this one up and only found a couple community contributions that had any ai usage at all. Seems like they’ve taken a fairly hard stance.
Around 2am CST my work emails started coming through again. Can’t wait to see how they spin this.
My prediction is that this is going to be spun in a way that’s like, “See? We need more hyperscale data centers so this type of thing doesn’t happen!”
I hope there is someone proposing to format en reinstall Windows like their forums always suggest for minor issues.
Is this not how ansible and infrastructure as code is supposed to kind of work? If an instance acts up, kill it and redeploy?
Switch to Linux!
That’s always my recommendation to friends with windows problems. 15% of the time it works every time.
Reintalling Windows surprisingly solves those minor issues, however doing a reinstall just for that is insane.
Copilot, fix this outage, make no mistakes
…what? You say copilot is down too? Call the engineers. Where are they anyway?
…laid off you say?
It probably won’t be said officially but what are the chances this is due to some vibe coded slip?
It’s just a big coincidence that software quality slipped at all the major software vendors in the last year or so.
100%.
Copilot, do not ask again also.
“But Doctor, I am Pagliacci.”
I went mushroom picking. This is how I hear that there’s an
outrageoutage*. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯edit: fixed the typo lol,
edit3: fixed kaomoji
unrelated, but the correct format is ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯, you need to escape both the backtick and the underscores. technically you can leave the second underscore unescaped but it might couple to a random other one and turn half your comment into italics
anyway, hope the mushrooms are nice
You butchered it as well, silly
i typed ¯\\\\\\\_(ツ)\\\_/¯ to render as ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ to communicate that if you type ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ it renders as ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But what did you type to get that first version though?
What did you type then to get this!
Go back to foraging, it’s better than this.
It’s an outrage!!!
Well, if the problem persists, contact the program vendor.
They need to contact the system administrator
Have they try turning it off and on again?
Haha, I got to work and its still broken. I read about this last night and though damn why must it happen after I finished work.
Its STILL down! At least they can still claim 99% uptime I guess.
Two nines is a terrible quota.
Its not up yet, who knows, 1 nine would be very funny.
Pretty soon, we’ll be asking how many eights Microsoft has.
Rumors are circulating that physical hardware is the issue and thats why they cant bring them back. They either bricked their servers so they wont boot or something catastrophic happened that damaged the hardware
So, they were forced to buy new hardware after their latest update but, like most of the rest of us, they refused? /s
Someone set a datacenter on fire.
We can only wish for such good news. However, I’m surprise noone has done that yet.
So will MS have to rent compute from Amazon or Meta?
Microsoft Outage - heck yeah, that’s their new flagship product!
You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn’t fix the problem?
defrag c: /f /vThis kind of outage could have been prevented if we just centralized everything HARDER.
/s, right?
