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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

The IT experience?

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The IT experience?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    When you work in security and your department gets cut because “there haven’t been any attacks in 5 years”

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      Sounds like it’s time to give a little insider info on the company network to hacking groups.

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        It’s not even necessary, they will find everything on their own

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        Just turn down the firewall for 30s and they find a way in…

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      More like they ignore all your suggestions and then blame you when they inevitably get hacked.

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