Same reaction when a youngling starts flirting.

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    4 months ago

    From the TV show MASH. Henry Blake is getting goofy over a 22 year old woman.

    Hawkeye = First of all, you’re a married man. Second of all, you’ve got a hernia that’s older than her."

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      4 months ago

      Ha, that’s a pretty great line.

      I said something similar to a young teammate who was somewhat offput I wasn’t responding to her advances “these pants have been going to bars longer than you have.”

      Not quite as zippy.