wyldrstallyns

Scrolling too fast can often lead to funny juxtapositions. For example, this post and the one below it on my feed, with the blurred pic

My brain went insta-nope and then …waitwhat?

This never happens to me, I swear. Just, gimme a second… Tell me how good I am. I’m so right. Say it. Almost there.

It’s crazy how >99% of his works have a vehicle crash in them, but he’s primarily famous for his illogical leaps.

Sadly, it’s the time “saved” the majority are after. No Imposter Syndrome necessary; they know they’re dogshit and everyone else does, too.

And, if you deploy/share it, you’re both lucky and stupid. ☝🏼

Well, the luck’ll invariably run out on that path, but the stupid certainly seems tenacious.

Hey, you leave the legend, John Candy, outta this! 🥰

For real. That looks like a still of the scene leading up to the protagonist being bagged and loaded into the trunk with the others, FFS.

That might be too effective. 😵‍💫🤢

Only one of those is the global symbol for saving one’s work, though. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Poor CDs.

but it is an incredible value, and it doesn’t phone home or any other nonsense.

This right here. Especially the last bit. ☝🏼

Survey sayyyys??

…

❌

Ironic that an LLM made it, then. (see: ears)

FWIW, rainbows are circular, and the planet often gets in the way. 😊

I’ve long held that the next ones built need to have a sign up top that reads “Heroes Work Here” (+ an apostrophe for “work of”, too)

I can understand how it might feel that way, but we’re not there yet. 😅

The corpos don’t have any reason to change. 🥲

Corpo doesn’t like that, though. 😜

Thank you for using “loose” correctly. 🤩🖖🏼

they’re one of the most dangerous things you could voluntarily run on your PC.

This cannot be stressed enough.

If you have a PC that: 1. you only run games on, 2. have nothing at all on it otherwise, and 3. airgap the shit outta the whole thing, you’re still not safe. ☝🏼

Y’all do you, though. Do your research, vet all sources, and follow their instructions to the t. Good luck, fellow mariners! 😅

She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.