I found some humor in the face wash being cross dimensional because whenever I use my partners shampoo or body wash stuff there’s always some bizarre extra things going on with it in a way that makes “cross dimensional” a perfect satire without being mean about it.

Not saying it’s super deep but just commenting because I think I think that also serves as part of the premise of the comic.

I’m curious if you are perhaps conflating “sensible” with “sensitive” or if that word choice was intended.

There there buddy, I also saw the Superbowl halftime wardrobe malfunction. You aren’t alone.

All we ask of you is that you don’t reheat it in the employee break room microwave.

I was gonna fill mine with oatmeal and chow down, but I think there’s some good work we can do putting both our minds together on this one.

Like when you’re at the bank and a bank robber shoots a bunch of people and then you jump out from cover and start covering all the corpses eyes super fast.

And then suddenly a crystal erupts from your throat, and you become part of the ecosystem like some awesome Scavengers Reign scene.

Sounds like that movie Wall-E.

The hose scientists are like “hmm the particles stopped flowing, there must be a kink.”

wtf

I like this one when you request of them “Ask me what the most important part of comedy is” and then when they begrudgingly say “okay fine, what is the most–” you interrupt them with “TIMING” frantically like you are desperately trying not to miss the window.

The dude’s last name irl is Fishman lol

Its hilarious seeing the same “absolutely insane” tag that I have used.

The background lore of the TV show Severance is gonna create a new rise of ether used as a recreational drug in a sort of “do not build the torment nexus” way.

To be perfectly fair, saying “there’s nothing else to say” is a way stronger example of a thought terminating exercise. Yet here we both are.

In 2000, The Thirteenth Floor was nominated for the Saturn Award for Best Science Fiction Film but lost to The Matrix.

Yeah that’s a pretty good sell. I’ll check it out.

“Punctuation yes, emoji no” sounds like something a grade school teacher would have embroidered on a throw pillow.

Yes but you haven’t heard this guy’s mother saying it in her native accent. It really gets the blood flowing.

Dance off for hambe

🟥🟥🔵👷I guess were doing memes now.