Young, female.

Don’t get one if you ever intend to travel together and don’t have parents/close friends to leave them with. Cats are amazing but after they develop their little neuroticisms, you’ll never feel comfortable leaving them with strangers.

If you live in a house in anything but the most remote places, keep them locked up otherwise they’ll go missing one day and it’ll break your heart.

Other than that there’s not much that can go wrong, just pick the one you vibe more with and that’s it.

Yeah, sorry but this one is just counterproductive. Guys just don’t give a fuck. No one is going around “ooh, what if I pretend I can’t do this task so she then has to do it”. That’s just patriarchy and gender roles for you. Maybe try to have a conversation about the subject of chores without sticking the “you’re evil” tag on the other person. Well, for anything in life really. Also mental load is there for anyone, I see no point in bringing it up in this context. The dudes have to deal with a fair share of mental load as well, specially with all the emotional neglect and immaturity.

There’s human fossils where it’s clear they poured molten bronze or something into a mans skull to patch the broken bone. Using metals to mend bones has been a practice since ever basically.

Phew! Glad you guys figured it out.

Yes, and it was my first job out of university. Incredible. It has set the standard for me. Everyone extremely polite, restrained, no oversharing, no politics discussions in the office, no drama. People would just gravitate towards those that shared their views and would have coffee breaks at different times than other groups. Everyone was painfully aware of how bad these things can get, so we all made an effort to keep the environment light.

I just block everything that has the words “news” or “meme” in them. That already avoids you 90% of bad news and disgrace.

Dick

Of course it’s not the right place, what’s aww about a cat with a bite hole in its face?

Stop using your (?) injured cat to fish for stranger’s money.

Yeah, I agree. People are stupid. Let their pets roam around and then come to the internet with an inflammatory “someone shot my cat” post. Of course you’re not being neglectful, it was definetely the imaginary bad neighbour with a gun.

Option 3, final answer.

I’m too colorblind to know if this is a joke.

Good, write another one of these in a couple of months instead of stalking her and you’re set.

But really, you’re young, that’s how these things go. Don’t overthink it.

What do you mean, no?