dustycups
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You putting it all on red, or black?
3·6 天前Hopefully including the UK
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
looks like bernard blacks tax return:
Jizzus Fucking Christ that was a bad joke
You are high. How?
Could have wanted the religious experience of seeing cod.
Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn’t necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
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They each furiously masterbate to photos of elon that were sent back in time.
This isn’t the convergent evolution I signed up for.
A: Equeef?
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