Downloading this to send to a couple of people

Mongo is appalled

Try a bug that sporadically happens only in release mode, with no clear connection to anything else, only to find out years later it only happens when someone uses the microwave for too long in the break room.

“You know, we always get this error after lunch when I reheat leftover soup.”

Goddamnit Kyle!

If I could, I’d throw a chancla at that person

Latinas be like: *scoffs* “You’re such a little bitch. I’ll do it myself.”

Tomāto potăto

I had a password manager with a biometric lock option that I used exclusively. I hadn’t used the password since I created it and a year later I couldn’t remember it when I was moving to a new device… RIP all my passwords. Fortunately my email was one of the few passwords I memorized and refused to put in the password manager so I was able to recover most of the accounts.

I was thinking about something, but now I’m thinking about “what was I thinking about” and that pushed out what I was thinking about and now I’m taking too long and I’m thinking about how awkward it’s getting. OMG what was I thinking about?!

Oh yeah it was about that embarrassing thing I did yesterday…

“Nothing”

I swear they wait for you to take a huge bite before asking “How are you all enjoying your meal?”
“Mifff ood”

Bruh

Yup. Herd mentality. If you’re not part of the herd, you’re a valid target for reinforcing the herd’s stances.

If an internet person says it and I want it, it has to be true.

Finally! I found the name for what I’ve been thinking of. Thank you!

Yeah! I think liquid democracy is practical with today’s technology, especially if it is encrypted correctly with verification and privacy in mind.

alias who_the_fuck_am_i='whoami'

I haven’t had a sound issue since I unplugged the speakers

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Temple OS needs to be at Ascension level. Dude made an OS under God’s direction.

Edit: Okay, Ascension level appears to be living in the woods. Temple OS needs it’s own tier. Literally God tier.

An old favorite
https://youtu.be/x3nUeMR5k3E

Mulan has the highest kill count… I think