How about a pet rock?

What, no Microsoft Word?

Can vouch for Posteo. I’ve been using them for years and I have no reason to switch anytime soon. They’re privacy focused, the price is great, there’s IMAP support and CalDAV too and a bunch of other things.

Get a better GPU. You can see everything going to shit in hyper realism.

Tried long pressing the “=” key. My keyboard is now egalitarian.

It’s kind of fuzzy, but I think my first anime was Excel Saga. It was as bizzarre as it was hilarious.

How did they get strawberry? It looks more like a plastic cup to me.

Words to live by.

It sounds like you’re not really interested in how everyone spent their weekend and want to vent instead. But on the off-chance that I’ve misjudged the situation: the weather was kinda shit, so I spent most of my weekend playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles on the Switch. Is good game.

Any, really. As long as I can use my noodle.

True, his message doesn’t exactly radiate happiness, but I can assure you he felt SO much better after writing this. Tech support also doubles as everyone’s personal therapist, you see.

Looking at your responses it seems that you have a good grasp on the english language. Which is good! It means you have all the tools available to you when making conversation. You probably just need more practice. Conversations in non-native languages can be difficult, because you have to come up with an answer on the spot. It’s not impossible, though. You’ll probably stumble for words and make mistakes at first, but that’s perfectly normal and okay.

tl;dr: talk more. Good luck!

Andrew is ignorant. He could learn the basics of computer literacy, which would answer all his questions, but I’ll take a shot in the dark and say that Andrew doesn’t want to do that and is perfectly happy being ignorant. And also angry.

I used to love Chilli con carne, but not anymore. One day I woke up not feeling well and we were having Chilli con carne for lunch. Despite my condition, I sat down at the table and started eating. It didn’t last long. In a few minutes, I was feeling queasy and had to dash to the bathroom to throw up. Ever since then I can’t look at, smell or eat a Chilli con carne dish without remembering that day.

“Hummahrrnahrmmmlawrrnaahrrn”

Well, I don’t go around asking questions and then refusing every single answer, I can tell you that much.

No, those work too. I couldn’t possibly exclude examples of such lovely books for children.

Average, but quiet and peaceful life and it’s not even close. Being famous sounds like a massive chore.

Yeah, definitely not kid friendly. I’d much rather give them a light-hearted story about puppies, like The Plague Dogs.

Nice try, NSA.