I also like this one:

>> typeof(NaN)
"number"

Sure, technically it makes sense, but read it out loud

You count half the pixels and put them in a margin-left

I recently learned you can’t put a form into another form

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Found the Lloyd’s Lunchbox enjoyer

Celebrating my birthday and receiving gifts on other occasions where it’s usual

I remembered it too but was way too lazy to look it up and just wanted a quick fix. I’ll look it up eventually, maybe

The xbox Button on my Elite Controller is too damn bright when i play in darkness. Ive put black electric tape over it and i‘m happy.

A bee

Never use it, never had a scratch