This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn’t work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

TIL: Meshtastic - An open source, off-grid, decentralized, mesh network built to run on affordable, low-power devices.

What do we tell the god of heat?

Did you come up with your username while you were jumping in the pool? :)

I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”

Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.

Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

COMEFROM is my go to function;

I’m sorry, but you suck…
hard…
at being…
a sad, sad satellite. 🛰️

I’m glad for you :)

Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion…

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.

Sure! He hasn’t moved for days. Must be really comfy!

Thank you for being genuinely interested in the opinion of others and for explaining culture differences.

An API that unlocks DLC? That sounds like… wait what community is this? (looks around)
Is that a wooden IP address? Nice eye patch by the way. Cheers matey!

You nerds! My kind of people. 🥰

Maybe it’s not earth.

As someone who doesn’t like April Fools’, I see your point. This plays with the trust of their relationship. However, if the trust is solid and there is a mutual understanding of how they can play with that trust, it’s probably fine.

I guess it depends on the couple, e.g. how frequently they joke in a similar manor, what they know about their trigger points or if there is a hidden struggle for power. I think for most couples this would be a harmless prank both can laugh about and kiss afterwards.

How lovely of you to post this comic.

This is not a question of “want”. This is not a question at all. This is a demand! And it would be wise to comply, rapidly!

No, fellow human. Of course I am not the alien. Ha, ha, ha. You are funny and I would be pleased to talk with you another time in the future. Ha, ha, ha. Good bye.

Still, I don’t think I could uncover that alien impersonator.

“I’m goa have some hot potato.”

Too me the “t” (at most) emphasises the hotness. Am I wrong?

It being a youngling couch only means that it is not off limit.

The only thing that might buy it some time is if it came in a paper box.