United breaks guitars.

Not quite parody but…

Why do you need adobe when ai can make catgirl pictures automatically?

:(

I do not like this

Wait what?

You mean completely legally forcing entry to a home thats near the one they had a warrant for and dispatching a hostile terrorist baby with an ak-47-shaped pacifier?

That is sound advice, the cops will likely not arrive in time and if they do they might shoot me.

Not zero. In the same way I’m sure
more than zero of the folks wearing swastikas 90 years ago were good. But the odds are low enough it’s not worth the energy.

He’s a cop, why shouldn’t we be implying he likely beats the shit out of anyone he can?

If there were a dash I would accept engine, ie n-gin-x.

But it’s spelled enjinx

The correct way is njinx because enginex is a dumb spelling and is too much like twitter