Neighbor hates them

I always get the group and their first album mixed up: either Abuse or Argument

I used to ride the CTA blue line into downtown Chicago for work. One of the other commuters who I saw regularly was as guy with a large patchwork hat that he clearly made himself. He also called a folding sign that looked like it was made of thin pieces of plywood. He’d be sitting and reading the newspaper when I got on, but when the train was getting close to down town he’d calmly fold up his paper and start getting himself worked up. By the time we got to Clark and Lake, the big transfer station, he’d be incredibly animated and ranting about God and the devil. He’d sprint off through the crowd the moment the doors opened

So fashionable!

Same brother

A 0.2m tall 3 year old?? nope, reading comprehension, that’s distance

Using the water to turn the flute into a slide whistle is very clever

Local area forced telepathic group chat - everyone in range can hear the surface thoughts of everyone else in range all at once

How to tell if your teapot is really a disguised tanuki

Get a little high, pick a high energy album to put on headphones and go for a walk/jog. I used the Zombies Run! app to get from walking to running. Having a voice directing me when to run or walk helped a lot and it is designed to build you up from walking. The story is whatever, but I think having any narrative to follow makes a huge difference over just basic instructions

Sir Barrington’s sidekick was a sentient rooster named Chanticleer

Blut Im Auge - Equilibrium

• Baby won’t fall ✅
• Baby’s neck is supported ✅
• Mom can see/hear baby ✅
  🚼 Baby is safe

Bonus: baby has an opportunity to acquire the lycanthrope subtype

It’s basically two months away

Are you not an animal? Be you vegetable or mineral?

Who the hell is Eric? Did Erik get replaced for what he did to Narfy?

Without looking it up: did he become his stereotype shitty gamer character?

Appear at bowling alleys in the form of a chimpanzee bearing a scroll

Think it’s just called “suspension”. I know someone who has done it professionally at least once