Tanis & Brem at Bremerton & Beaverton, when the walls fell.

Heyo River!!

Alas, the last sheep head you try to jump on belongs to a false sheep! You should’ve noticed the dotted lines around it. As you fall into a pit of lava, you reflect on the decisions that led you to this point.

The almost lustful need for coins. The lack of consequence (until this point) for the things you’ve had to jump on & into.

“Sigh” you think to yourself as your boots (the objects used to crush so many turts and whatnot) melt into the lava.

“Itsa me… Marrrrggggggrhhhh.”

Eventually, it balances out.

Even if they love you and you want it, or when they love you and you don’t want it, or when you don’t have it; it’s too much.

Lack of &/or excess of anything is not good.

IE: I like you, but you wouldn’t want 1 billion of me liking you.

They boo at first

And then they thirst

For the interesting villain

…btw; did you know that they tried to remake Firefly without Nathan Fillion?

I don’t mean to brag

…but when I was younger, moths used to eat my clothes.

Now that I’m partially a lamp,

…they are too excited for t-shirt dinner.

I foster cats as well. They usually adopt me

If cats can love me, someone will love this cat.

I know I already do.

“Blurp” ~ Kevin Michael Ferrari (circa 2026)

OwO u lost shurt?

Ask the blue fox, u must solve riddle furst. oWo

It’s funny that people say things like “ruin your appetite” or “won’t be able to sleep”

Like, “zoinks, I’m not hungry anymore, everything is ruined” or “my job requires me to sleep at a specific time”

Oh what a world we exist in…

Wanna make something better with me?

You can cross this bridge.

… be careful, every season you’ll be forced to do a musical…

Bummer, I was just getting ready to check that as well.

Apple, you win this time!

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Sync for Android on Pixel does not (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Oh snap, I haven’t heard that term in a long time…

…cake day is a thing on Lemmy!?

Yes. Most people aren’t aware that ‘Slippin Jimmy’ is a real show. I mean, it’s animated… and it’s terrible. Vince hates it.

I agree. Start cold with Walter in his Walter tighty whities.

Before you get downvoted into oblivion for desecrating a great show, would you like to take a moment to tell the audience what your favorite show is?

Most people that I have talked to prefer Better Call Saul, because Breaking Bad has the stigma of a terrible drug hanging over the premise. It’s harder for Joe Everyperson to watch Breaking Bad because it feels dirty. BCS has a more familiar swindly feeling because that’s who Saul is and Saul represents a lot of people. But so does Walter.

They’re both great companion series, my point was to make sure anyone reading this would watch Saul after breaking bad. It doesn’t work the other way. Watch it as it was released. Hell, they overlapped at the end (iirc)

Sighs with relief

I’m in Missouri, currently. I get it. Missouri is the Florida of the Midwest, as you probably know.

Stay strong & thank you for branching out to inform me that my joke wasn’t seeded for naught knot. I really do dew appreciate it!