An intoxicated VIA student carries a traffic cone which would become the inspiration for the VLC media player logo, c. 1996 (colorized)

I have usernames older than you.

What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good on this particular morning. Or are you simply stating that this is a morning to be good on?

I’m naked in the shower!

Thank you for your contribution!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYppE1gDpkY

Anti-Mindvirus

Originally, the ceremony used a variety of rodents and mustelids, but over time most people agreed it made sense to standardize on a specific individual ground squirrel in Pennsylvania.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StealthInsult

Username checks out.

throw it back

1. (dance, slang) To arch the back and thrust the hips backwards.

“Let Jesus take the wheel” in panel 5, that was clever!