I think that’s up to the president, sounds stinky

Replaced with The People’s Prison where I can throw things at all the incarcerated presidents like a horribly mismanaged zoo

The next president should arrest every other president and conscribe them to slave labor until the nation’s school lunch debts are repaid.

Index funds, like other posters said, are a great idea, too.

Oh and never bother with anything nicotine related it’s just not worth it

Manifesting is bullshit without action. Making a plan and sticking to it works. Action is the antidote to dispair.

Trading is gambling. At least craps comes with free drinks. Anyone saying they have tricks to get rich fast or attract money is trying to part you from yours.

You are young and you have a lot more energy now than you will later in life. Don’t waste it working. Make a point of having fun. Money isn’t everything, don’t worry about getting rich, worry about making enough to get by comfortably. Companies don’t reward hard work and loyalty like they used to. Get in, do your work comfortably, and get out.

Spend more time with friends and loved ones. Make connections and relish in them. They matter far more than any career. Be young and stupid and have fun. It’ll be harder in your 30’s.

Find a sport you actually enjoy and do it. Preferably one with other people so it’s a social activity. Learn to cook vegetables you like to eat. Don’t eat fast food, drink lots of water. Get a face cleanser and use it daily. Be kind and help others, it’s on us to repair the world and make it a kinder place for all people.

But above all, have fun and enjoy this time

Yah thats part of the real answer here. The $6 rotisserie chicken at Costco is sold at a loss to bring in customers and the store makes profits off their other items.

The Costco rotisserie chicken is phenomenal, though. Tastes better than other chickens, too. I make it into chicken salads frequently, after the bf claims the wings

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A cheese or margarita pizza is a great litmus test for a pizzeria. Anyone can pile toppings on sauced bread, but it takes skill, a well honed recipe and practice to make a simple pie sing.

Pretty sure the Klingons fill the role of the Clans fairly well.

Death Stranding 2 and Alien?

Not actually all that bizarre, I think

Had no idea there was a Tom Jones cover of Burning Down the House.

In return, here’s a David Byrne cover of Crystal Water’s Gypsy Woman.

Neither really capture the original, but they’re interesting.

When I struggled to get up in my late teens and early twenties, I used a submarine dive horn as an alarm. That worked well, but my roommates were not a fan.

When I struggled to get up in my late teens and early twenties, I used a submarine dive horn as an alarm. That worked well, but my roommates were not a fan.

Edit: This is a fun post and I kinda ignored the game, my bad!

I use Fleet Foxes’ Sun Giant as an alarm, the deep inhale in the beginning gets me up instantly then the soft music is comforting as I stir awake. But might not be as useful for a teen who can’t wake up.

Streetlight Manifesto’s Everything Went Numb starts with horns and quickly gets upbeat and fast, great track that seems hard to sleep through.

Moxy Fruvus’ King of Spain has a good mix of upbeat, percussive vocals and a slightly embarassing Weird Al/comedy acapella vibes that might make it insufferable to sleep through.

I could easily see Blue Swede’s Hooked on a Feeling becoming a dreaded familiar wake up call. Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga Ooga Chaka…

Maybe set up a subwoofer under their bed and hit em with something like Aquagen’s Ihr Seid so Leise.

I also use a safety razor, a Merkur 34C with the same Feather blades. They’re the best blades around and thank you for posting and reminding me to order a new pack of em

Nana Visitor, Terry Farrell and Nicole de Boer.

I’d love to get one from Avery Brooks, but I don’t think he does that anymore.

Expiration dates are mostly bullshit, that said, I have seen very old pasta get a bloom on them and while it was perfectly edible, the texture was marred slightly.

Saw a neat tip today for poached salmon that had you place the salmon in the poaching liquid skin up, but only use enough liquid to cover the flesh, leaving the skin exposed, and place it under a low broiler to poach, so you get tender poached salmon with crisp skin.

Not a dish I make often and my partner abhors the skin (Monstrous, I know) but it seemed like a good tip!

I make some pretty damn good Tamil-style goat curry, or green Thai curry. If they’re afraid of flavor, I make boef bourguingon and fondant potatoes made with duck schmaltz.

If I really care about em, I make Peking or Canton-style duck, a true labor of love, and if they want something sweet, I make one hell of a pumpkin cheesecake with candied pecan topping and Graham cracker crust. Or creme brulee, especially if I have fresh fruit. That always impresses, despite being one of the easier things to make.

If you’re in the US, use your best judgement. Those labels are largely marketing or wildly conservative so you throw out perfectly good food and buy new stuff.

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