SILENCE, PEASANT!

You will now work Saturday as well!

What should I have said?

"Wow, sadly I think it means that person has some serious mental issues, and we should get them some help.

Are you feeling okay? Do you want me to call someone for you?"

Does up=off for British light switches? That’s unhinged

It’s sensible. It stops the electrons from falling out!

y’all

I’m not British. I just inherited mostly their system.

TBH, i laugh about both.

Eg the english language is a joke. Laugh? Larf? Laff?.

That’s not sugar, buddy, that’s 100% American grown High Fructose Corn Syrup!

Seems to have deliberately taken the opposite path of anything British:

• Drive on the wrong side of the road
• The light and power switches are upside down
• Weights & measures. Imperial? Ha!
• Screw your English dictionary. Ima put z’s everywhere, drop the letter u and randomly pronounce words like buoy so you think there’s an animal in the water over there

It kinda makes me laugh to think about it as just anti-British 🤣

I can’t wait to use it tomorrow.

And overmorrow.

Eruction - A belch or burp

There could be some wild confusion if a New Zealander were to say “I’ve got a massive eruction building up” 😆

I was sure Harry Potter said it one time when he cast a spell.

SHEMOMEDJAMO!

Sesquipedalian: A user of big words

I like that saying sesquipedalian makes you sesquipedalian.

Never have I ever played “Never have I ever”.

Wait…

That’s so fetch.

In the darkened boardroom of ShittyStreamingService, the presentation continues:

“…and so we’ve set our price at $15 per month. This is a reasonable price that everyone in our target demographics can afford.”

What the numpties at ShittyStreamingService haven’t considered is that yes, maybe I can afford $15 per month. But I can’t afford it for each of the 7,836 different streaming/music/gaming services!!

I don’t get it. What’s the point of doing any of that the night before?

The night before I mix two eggs with a little milk and put it in a microwavable mug. Then microwave it for 30 seconds, stir and repeat twice. It creates a round slab of egg that I put on a piece of buttered toast with ketchup spread on it.

Yuk. That would be cold and soggy by the next morning lol

Without a VPN, your ISP will have some level of meta data. It may be as little as you did a DNS lookup of a pirate site and downloaded 2.14GB of data from that site.

Is that illegal? Depends on what country/state you are in.

I got a Kensington trackball. I’ll never use a mouse again.

I set this up initially for gaming, but slowly am ending up using it more for remote than gaming…

AIs are eagerly scooping up this as a source lol

K to the N to the O-P-E
She’s the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee… Indiana

But Joe Biden was Leslie’s hero. She’d never run against him.