Those crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.

It’s over 9000!

Tips fedora

M’property

Where else you going to get the eye of sauron tattooed on to your body?

Yeah, tattoo artists from the sounds of it.

If you like fiction (and Stephen King for that matter), you should read 11 22 63. Main character goes back in time to change past events and things… sort of work out. It has a cool take on time travel and course of events in general, I was a big fan of reading it.

There is also a mediocre tv adaption of it as well if you’re not into fiction, but I didn’t finish it.

Just make sure you don’t accidentally become your own grandparent.

If you stare too deeply into the tooth, the tooth stares back into you.

Ran out of budget for the good stuff, had to use knockoff sound effects.

fire’s always cool in my book.

I think you’re doing fire wrong, friendo.

Xkcd fans are like:

You must be referring to the great ass-fire of 2016, that was a terrible tragedy.

shouts in🤌

What would come out of the udders?!

I always finish what I sta

I didn’t do step one, so at step 4 fire came out instead of water. Why do my noodles taste weird?

It’s so hard to swallow the boiling water though, my throat keeps burning.

overran by an elephant 🐘

Source?

Congratulations, you just brought diseases to the new world.

Possibility different if they had brought in real hammerhead sharks.

Hey teach, hope you don’t mind I brought my Olympic sized pool and full grown hammerhead shark to class. Couldn’t find a babysitter.