I haven’t taken a shit for days, so it’s more of a number two problem.

You should have chosen a different starting location during character creation.

How is it?

I read animorphs as a tween and enjoyed the stories, and then reread them as an adult and was horrified by the themes. A story of child soldiers getting fucked up from fighting a guerrilla war for years. I’d recommend them!

Question for you, did you ever read the animorph series? Those always struck me as having potential for furry shenanigans.

Hot bot on bot action, knowing the internet.

Also, who puts important, yet fragile, items on the ground to look at? Have these two jabronis never heard of inspecting something in their hands?

You think it will, but it won’t.

Your chonson!

Damn, did a zombie steal your gf? You seem bitter about this.

2012 is a terrible, but fun, movie to watch. I love all those dumb movies.

I believe the word you’re looking for is posture?

[🥇] Create complicated lists

questioning authority

Parent: make sure to question authority

Kid: why?

Parent: listen here you little shit…

Meerkat got back.

Okay, but what if you had a second larger metal pot to put over the first pot? Like a double paned metal pot, if you will.

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

What the fuck, indeed!

What the fuck?

As a fellow constant reader, do it. The Dark Tower series ties everything together, all his works revolve around this one in a way. It can seem daunting, but trust me, those pages can’t turn fast enough as you’re reading them.

I caution the series to newbie King readers for the very same reason. The series is long, and they won’t understand all the references and tie-ins. You will though, and you’ll enjoy it (or I hope so, I’ve never met a fan who doesn’t like them [except for the ending, but what King book doesn’t have a contentious ending?]).