Hi Dr.Nick!

JFK’s head exploded all on it’s own.

It’s not the same, you will see different constellations in different seasons.

Edit: there are constellation map apps you can play around with to get a sense of it. This website lets you do the same.

Smoking the help has a very different meaning, especially for that time perioud.

Big if true.

Wouldn’t killing a healthy person be more “impressive” of a joke? Since, theoretically, it would be harder to do.

Killing a sick person is, well, punching down so to speak.

Blonde kid gets note, returns letter back to redhaired kid.

Edit: but really, who gets what doesn’t matter as much as the order.

Kid A gives note to kid B, kid B returns note to kid A.

Well, I’m already here.

unzips

Go away, 'bating!

Too late

Is this you op?

So you want the whole world to look like the Holy Roman Empire?

HVAC companies hate this one weird trick! Build a bloody pyramid around your house and you won’t need heat or AC.

Bright and sunny outside

What a lovely day to die.

Don’t worry, if you drop your phone down there, a nice clown will retrieve it for you. Apparently phones float in the sewer!

Shit, my intrusive thoughts are starting to get intrusive thoughts.

How 'bout that weather we’re having? Sure is, weathery.

I’ve done the same with my cats with a regular can opener and tuna juice. Whenever I make a tuna sandwich I’ll give them the juice, but now they come running regardless of what can I’m opening. It’s entertaining to let them smell a can of beans/whatever that isn’t tuna.

Still promotes someone else supporting her nonsense.