“What messages?”

Lol yes

Learning C, that smasher would never have stopped.

Don’t check the Red Wedding scene on Youtube

I know, right?

Peace among worlds

And still lost.

You gnaw my suit, you get the boot.

He blued himself

We are legion.

Oh—do you happen to have any recommendations for that?

Shit.

My eyes dammit

You monster.

c/foundsatan

A cricket sound, on a random interval going up to an hour between.

Edit: FOUND IT! https://lemmy.ca/post/41987749

That’s a joke, right?

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Metroid games, yes

For putting my signature under my drawing on the blackboard. I was six.

We were encouraged to go and draw on the board as a Friday afternoon end of day activity.

The teacher took it personally in the worst way possible. The fact that my mother was an artist may have contributed to the matter.

Look what they just did to Notepad!!!

MONSTERS!!!

I don’t. The mind-controlling alien parasite attached to my spine doesn’t let me when I try reaching for it…