I like @[email protected]

Hey name sibling!

Is there a ren faire in your area? Maybe you could find one to work at, or like, a magic shoppe. It will be better received if there is a reason for you being in character.

Do you mean like a fecal transplant? I don’t think it would work well.

For me, there is kind of default neutral sounding voice for comments, but as soon as I get some kind of clue as to the speaker, either from language or punctuation patterns or if they say something about who they are- age, gender, nationality, etc., then the voice gets some more distinctive sound to it.

For instance, @[email protected], who is the main poster in several communities I subscribe to, has a picture of Leela from Futurama as her profile pic, and she has mentioned that she’s a she. So obviously when I read a comment or a title she wrote, it’s in Leela’s voice.

Your comment seems energetic and friendly, so the voice is genderless and with a neutral (to me) accent, but with an energetic, friendly tone and cadence.

If I’ve been listening to an audio book, or a tv series my inner monologue can take on the voice of the narrator or main character. I’m always afraid I’m going actually speak out loud like them, but it’s never happened.

Something like this? It’s the “chalk” pens that are used on restaurant chalkboards for outdoor use. Wipe off-able, but rain proof.

https://www.amazon.com/Chef-Master-Rain-Proof-Markers-Pack/dp/B001CR6V12/

I just did a batch of lactofermented cherry tomatoes, and the one out of four jars that didn’t get moldy just tastes a bit salty, not really fermented. Not sure what I did wrong.

Yeah, I love sweet gherkins, and when there is an unlabeled dish of cornichons I get very upset at the surprise sour/bitter/black pepper flavors. Give me that DelMonte high fructose corn syrup sweet pickle!

Take some cyclamen, it will clear it right up.

Social security and education are not funded through income tax. Social security is its own withholding and schools are funded through property tax.

Pretty much just racism. Replace “colored man” with the minority of the day and there you go.

If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.

-Lyndon B. Johnson

In the US, it’s because it mainly goes to the bloated military budget instead of helpful social services, schools and infrastructure, and when we try to ask for those things, we are called greedy and lazy socialists.

https://www.amazon.com/Windi-Gas-Colic-Reliever-Babies/dp/B007RAGALO

One hundred thousand nights is 274 years.

Me, but with houseplants, gardening tools and recently… a set of bagpipes. 😞

It’s not terribly difficult to make a cat safe cake that looks like human food. Cats have no taste receptors for sweet, so cat cakes are generally not sugary.

It does look like that cat had some help getting the frosting on her face though.

https://vitalibrary.com/wild-lettuce-pain-sleep-benefits/