I hear lots of people say shit like “eat the rich!”

Or “global strike!”

But it never seems to go anywhere.

I did eventually figure out how to get it. It didn’t help that it is not the title of the book.

I have since learned how to use a few functions with searches that make it much easier.

But thank you for pointing out my flaws.

Sledding down a hill. I thought the bottom someone had made a ramp.

Nope.

Giant frozen pothole.

Soon as we hit it I HEARD something snap in back. We flew up in the air. And landed - on ice - I landed on my ribs.

I have managed to injure my spine AND my ribs.

I had similar issues looking for a movie titled space 1999.

I kept getting every movie made in 1999 or that had the word space in it.

I eventually found it… At the library…

I used to keep impeccable bookmarks.

Unfortunately. It was a time where book marks were ONLY on your pc. So as soon as my hard drive crashed. I lost all of them.

I only had to do this a few times before I stopped caring.

Eventually firefox allowed cloud sync. But it was to late. I e forgotten hundreds of sites.

I get a similar feeling of bliss when pressing my face between 2 large breasts - even if it’s not sexual.

My wife just informed me a few days ago that most dicks do not curve up to point at the ceiling… mine does.

I’m 40. How did I not ever know this?