Fuckin’ slander you ask me!

Tortoises live a looooong time buddy. And I bet you that evil ones live even a little longer

Maxy in the house! Maxy loves to partyyyyyyy!

Personally, I found it so absurd that it held my attention for a while, trying to decypher some obscure meaning.

In the end, I thought that maybe the wise old tree has to work at a fast food joint cause nowadays nobody wants to hear his wise advice anymore, made me chuckle.

Pearl Jam - Do The Evolution

Fantastically captures mankind’s eternal obsession with power and greed

Bro, the one time I went to Mogadishu I was pooping left and right, several times a day.

Someone gave me a funny look and there I went again, pooping like I was getting paid for it!!

Me in every New Vegas playthrough

“These fucks had nothing before we gave em the gift of our cuisine!!”

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja lo gótico y lemming es reciente, lo alburero ya lo traía 😂

Sisters of Mercy - This Corrosion

Hey now, Hey now, now

Jesus Christ…

Remy is C O O K I N G

You must’ve been top of your fuckin class!