I did not see your comment before I posted my own spelling corrections, you beat me to it

I am not going to crucify you.

I will hang you on a comma!

Or in this case, on the robot’s bad spelling.

ARCH LINUK
ELEMENTART OS
POPI. OS
KALLILINUX

Upvoted solely for “Mac with Meningitis”

This is sorta Far-Side-y, how it makes you think, with an absurd situation and no dialogue

What’s this fool doing blocking only ports 80 and 443?

Oh boy I can’t see this going wrong at all!

/s

What does a tomato have to do with a router?

Please drink verification can

Sweet, I’ve always wanted to fry eggs on my CPU!

NEED THERAPY THERAPY ADVERTISING CAUSES NEED

(System of a Down - Chic ‘n’ Stu)

Matches contain sulfur and phosphorus, burning them releases oxides into the air. Sulfur trioxide reacts with water to produce sulfuric acid. You must have sensitive detection for hazardous chemicals.

I would travel back in time and make Acorn RISC OS go mainstream. It’s a light OS with a full desktop environment, capable of playing video and rendering anti-aliased fonts, that boots all from ROM and runs on an 8MHz ARM CPU and 512 KB RAM.

I said “go back in time” because I’m not sure how advanced it is compared to modern systems, it’s single-user only and has cooperative multitasking, instead of preemptive.

I think OpenShell is alive, it’s a fork of Classic Shell

Must be bots generating the posts, the corporates love AI

Reminds me of these

Comments in Netscape when it became open source

Fisher-Price actually has solidity to it. I’d take that over these pseudomagical plastic sticky notes.

People called Windows XP “Fisher-Price”!

RTFF? What’s a fanual?

From security agencies, presumably…

Got me? No!

Security agencies create encryption for their own usage. This means they want it to be mathematically as strong as possible, to protect their secrets from enemy security agencies. Why would they backdoor their own protection system?

They’ll just go through the side door instead.

C’est un chat de gouttière!

(French for a moggy cat, literal translation is gutter cat)

You’re in luck, it’s a designated neutral editor