Don’t press X, it’s insecure to SSH attacks. Press Wayland instead.

Amateurs. I can search for fixes while my computer is still broken!

(ctrl-alt-F1, ctrl-alt-F2, etc to switch to TTY, then lynx ddg.gg to get to DuckDuckGo)

It’s still around. The latest release (8.0) is free-as-in-beer for non-commercial use. It’s still proprietary though.

Gentoo users be like: Your system is underperformant and unoptimized. Have you tried Gentoo, and compiling all the packages?

Other users be like:
Have you tried Slackware?
Have you tried Damn Small Linux?
Have you tried Linux From Scratch?
Have you tried hand-optimizing a 386BSD system with a Mach kernel? OOPS, that’s too far!

Unless you’re already using explosives

They never show the names anyways. They just call it “Files”, “Web”… Generic terms that get tons of unrelated search results. They don’t even call it “GNOME Files”, “GNOME Web”, it’s like they want to be the only program on your computer that does that, like they own the concept.

The program dd (data duplicator/disk destroyer) is named after the DD (data definition) command in IBM’s Job Control Language. The syntax for dd is also based on IBM JCL.

Was she wearing cargo pants? Did she have a subway map poster on her wall?

https://xkcd.com/806/

I use an IDE… guess I’m not a real man anymore 🏳️‍⚧️

^/s

Thought you were still talking about fruits

pomegranate.xml

You are WRONG! That is Cunningham’s Law!

(Hook, line, and sinker)

Maybe it’s a leftover habit from the COVID pandemic?

KILL DASH NINE! No more CPU time!

(Watch on 1.25x speed for best results)

No, that’s Bertha.

Better is a hand-cranked tool used to scramble eggs.

!! Horny detected !!

Deploying High Power Bonk

Ƕy do you type like þat?

Still are, that dumbstick doesn’t change that

It was the coolest name from the random generator

The dragon communities

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I’m active on one but not the others, and I have a semblance of a plan.

I can do that too!