I know this was a joke but im sorry you are getting down arrows for it.

They are all doing that to us. They are professionals.

Oh yeah no hate on that. But if i tell someone i have a cat and they tell me im allergic im like. Okay we can go one of two ways here and i will try my best not to show up with cat hair on my clothes.

Looks real allergic with his face buried in the cat.

Imagine dating someone who says any of those things.

Cant tell where the cat ends and the leg hair starts.

Jk good lookin cat

Id guess fostering. But i agree. Op has some explaining to do.