We’ve all agreed to pitch in and buy you ear buds for Christmas.

30 meters plus under water.

Do you live in a pineapple under the sea, by any chance?

You need some dessicant, they make packages of it specifically for managing humidity in safes. It’s real low maintenance.

Papers, please.

All the shit would fall off of my fridge.

I think I know what you mean. A lot of us were “accidents” lol, probably more than you realize. You aren’t alone. How you came into the world doesn’t matter, it doesn’t define you. All that matters is that you’re here now, and your life is your own to make something of. You matter.

Also, there’s nothing wrong with questioning these things that bother you, and trying to work through them. It’s good to process them and come to terms with them if you can. It’s okay to ask for help if you need it, too. But please be kind to yourself, as well.

The US is a raging shit heap at the moment, but it’s normal to have multiple sons here. Even if it wasn’t the norm though, or even against the law (which is so bizarre to me), you have every right to exist. You don’t owe anyone anything for being born, and you do not need anyone’s approval to exist.

That was a terrible thing for your mother to say, never mind even think. You’re not an anomaly, and you don’t deserve to feel that way.

I hope things get better for you.

I like the cut of your jib.

I could be mistaken, but I don’t think that they’re a US citizen asking for help.

How so?

Still waiting on that username, bub.

Family gatherings must be something.

04 55378008

Have you ever woken up in a motel bathtub full of ice?

You and my dog sound like you’d have a lot in common. He lets treats bounce off his head and then just eats them off the ground after.

Seconded.

Also, a bidet.

“ARR ARR ARRR!”

The Renaissance was in the 1980s, right?

Looks like i just found my people.