This wall of text is like an EV prophylactic

You went high instead of low. Respect.

Linux bootsectorlicker

Gain detergent.

It’s just too obvious and boring to say that.

Yawn

I’ve barely ever played this with friends

NOTHING

I correct the spell checker more than the spell checker corrects me

I’ve been saying it wrong for DECADES 😭

Isn’t it two syllables

This really is No Stupid Questions, even in the comments.

7 was amazing, this comic guy is a moron.

I would take neither if I didn’t see any kind of print I could look up on them.

Mindless Self Indulgence

Dat-uh is information, Day-tuh is a Star Trek character.

Grandma’s Boy

Coughing and/or smoking can dry out your uvula and make you heave. Happens to me sometimes when I smoke right after eating too much.

Let’s see you do better.