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minus-squarePippipartner@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11·22 hours agoThis is a misrepresentation. When the assistant has found a way to turn my get_ice() -> ice function into a get_ice() -> ice_factory(water=blood_sacrifice(NULL, NULL, NULL, 11, (NULL, NULL, "9"}), cold=None, hard="yes") and rewrote my test system from scratch before I could cancel, I’m not slapping, I’m crying.
minus-squareCarrotsHaveEars@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 hours agoCombine this with Kubenetes (Universe Edition), each Cloud Function™ spawns a parallel universe and takes ice (e.g.) from it, then destroys all souls and mountains and rivers in it.
This is a misrepresentation. When the assistant has found a way to turn my
function into a
and rewrote my test system from scratch before I could cancel, I’m not slapping, I’m crying.
Combine this with Kubenetes (Universe Edition), each Cloud Function™ spawns a parallel universe and takes ice (e.g.) from it, then destroys all souls and mountains and rivers in it.