• MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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        2 months ago

        Ew gross.

        I’m not going to keep the scalps of any Nazi I kill while defending my home and loved ones.

        I’ll just use pen and paper to keep track.

        (I’m not bothered by your comment at all, but am attempting to humorously “yes, and” with it.

        I am attempting a homorous misdirect where the reader thinks I’m disgusted by threatening to kill Nazis, but then I’m actually just offended by inefficient messy ways of keeping tracked track of any killed Nazis.)

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          2 months ago

          The second paragraph of explanation being bigger than the whole joke wraps back around to being hilarious.

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          Yeah, I like a clean, minimalist space. No plants, not many picture frames. Definitely would need an excel spreadsheet lol