“Influencer? You insult me! That’s a fake job for big booty girls on Instagram. I’m a thought leader! I do the exact shame shit but on LinkedIn. There’s a difference.”

I don’t understand why business people do this to themselves. I quit working for large organizations in favor of smaller companies that pay less, because at least there’s much less of this. It does get unbearable.

I cannot tell you how many bosses Ive had/ heard say they are going to have a moment of “radical kindness” and then proceed to just RIP into their employees until they cry.

Corporate double speak is wack.

For some unknown reason the phrase “thought leader” drives me crazy.