Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 2 years agoThis counts as wholesome, right?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1570arrow-down10
arrow-up1570arrow-down1imageThis counts as wholesome, right?lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square26linkfedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoCan’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache. Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard. Maybe he’s Renfield.
minus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoDoesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
minus-squareNielsBohron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoThis comment chain is a wild ride…
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoNah, Dracula is actually cool Ted Cruz is a walking turd
minus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoI wonder what his orgasms sounds like
Ted Cruz is count Dracula
Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.
Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.
Maybe he’s Renfield.
Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
This comment chain is a wild ride…
Nah, Dracula is actually cool
Ted Cruz is a walking turd
I wonder what his orgasms sounds like
Why are you like this
Lol