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bigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

I am God's greatest programmer

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I am God's greatest programmer

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bigboismith@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • ryan@the.coolest.zone
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    Let him play in the legacy code. You can just hose him off later before letting him back into the office so he doesn’t track it everywhere.

  • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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    The leash is good unit testing.

    • gjoel@lemmy.ml
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      Oh, he’ll just change the unit test if it fails.

      • Killing_Spark@feddit.de
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        Unit tests are there to get an @ignore annotation!

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    deleted by creator

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      Neither does the senior

      • Killing_Spark@feddit.de
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        Anymore

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    me when first starting out at a job commenting everything I can
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    me a couple years in completely lost because I never updated the comments and now none of them make any sense whatsoever

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      Commenting well is a highly advanced skill. I generally prefer no comments on code since it’s less likely to confuse people and I’ll merrily purge auto-doc comments and anything like

      // getId() returns an id

      That comment has negative value.

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