For real! The ones that make a big deal and repeat that ‘customer-is-always-right’ bullshit while simultaneously demanding something outside any normal accomodation, those ones always come back.

Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.

2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

I mean, in the photo he’s just sitting in what appears to be a wooden chair… which I’m sure still cost more than my entire life has.

I have been starting to think it might be our job as humans to destroy those machines. I certainly have a fair amount of rage against these machines.

For real, even the work of opting out seems exhausting. Can I just stop being already.

Oh dang. I forgot about those. Gonna have to track one down now.

Such deep beauty can be found in the void.

I can see it too. Born to Krill.

Here’s Bobo casting shade.

We will remember you, Bandit.

Cool!

Omg, Liz Lemon is gorgeous! Such ferocity.

Saw it in Lake Placid, New York and it was incredible. Clouds were just wispy and it broke right through. The bands of shadow really confused my eyes but it was so cool. Great picture!

Yessss, I am rewatching it right now and it’s been long enough that I can’t believe how good it is… again.

My mom was always on weird diets growing up and never let us have real butter and she never seasoned anything. Now my sister and I, adults, have adopted a French-level respect for butter in all things. I am fat but enjoy my food a lot more now that it tastes of food.

I pushed too quickly on my french press and an eruption of hot coffee water shot up the sleeve of my robe, which trapped it against my arm long enough to burn the skin. I am hoping for no blister, but I have a 4cm red triangle on my forearm now.

My sweet Bobo. More angel than cat.