Life is a special operation, friend.

No joke, I think hypothetically this would disturbance of, and conflict with, wildlife that have come to occupy the DMZ, most troublingly, tigers.

He is the Lorax. He speaks for the trees.

So let’s say, hypothetically, just for the sake of argument, you left your window open.

And while I’m at it, Tool - Legion Inoculant

Ministry - Khyber Pass

I want this as a patch to stitch onto my backpack or outdoor jacket

Where is the Robin Hood of our time, with heart pure and aim true?

Depression. I’m on an extreme version of this. I used to be a big-time gamer, one of my favorite pastimes. But haven’t sat down to play anything for more than several minutes ever since the middle of last year, been through grief, a breakup, a stint of homelessness, a layoff, even more family drama, and losing basically all personal connections and ways with which I feel I can cope. So yeah depression can make you not want to do a thing another version of you enjoys doing.

The “it” and using the same pictures twice, one on top of the other, really makes this one

Dumbledore

Goddamn it, Joker

I have a tray of cookies for the post with the most pedantic, convoluted, chopped-to-shit neo-bro-loshophies or metaphors, that provides the most comedic effect. (Edit) Bonus points if it contains the trolley problem or some variation therein

When they tossed the corpse of Osama Bin Laden into the sea, it wasn’t just because no country’s soil would take him, but to respect his religion, where in Islam cremation is considered a desecration. So they showed him the respect of a burial at sea, even though he was our enemy.

“Patrick, are you ok!?” “FINLAND!!!”

I actually think it’s a mountain lion ;)

Goddamn this dog is straight fire

Jesus Christ how horrifying

I’m using Jerboa

Among Us, Nintendo Switch, cause I had a $5 BestBuy gift card I wasn’t sure what else to do with. Never even booted a session yet.