Libraries tend to have bulletin boards filled with upcoming community events. Plus then you’re already at the library so you can grab a book or a movie or something too

Community theater can get pretty weird. (It can just as easily be not weird and awesome, though)

That’s because it’s math, which is voodoo witchcraft.

Don’t even get me started on fucking crochet…

Where!? Point me in the direction of these people so I can uh… show them the error of their ways! But first I will have to gain their trust by joining, of course.

still salty about that movie ruining my 15th birthday

i love that the answer to “which one?” is “doesn’t matter, they suuuuuuck”

⭐😊 ty

I hope your cup gets filled with some Aztec style chocolate in the near future (or modern style, or something else, whatever you like having in a cup)

look different enough? depending on the civilization and time period, believe it or not straight to [the pointy end of the nearest guy’s weapon]

this machine killed fascists 😘

-washing machine and dishwasher -robot vacuum (it’s not perfect but it greatly increases the amount of time in between necessary manual vacuuming)

as a gay woman can confirm that is some fine ass

also this child should be sprayed with a water bottle. back in my day* when you couldn’t handle that tutelary derriere you wrote hit rock songs like Hot For Teacher, not shitposts

*I’m a millennial stealing gen x valor here lol

I’m a hardcore leftist, a communist even, but I gotta say enough is enough!

I will NOT be forced to use single tail whips! I’m a die hard fan of the much more versatile flogger, and THAT’S the tool I will choose for keeping my reactionary right wing quarry slaves in line, damn it!!

I love pluots and get excited on the rare occasions groceries near me have them. I’m a simple lady

scrapple is indeed disgusting, I’ll take care of all the scrapple give it to me 👍

the region i live in is my apartment so I’m voting for dairy-free basil pesto gnocchi and an ice cold monster ultra white

GO BIRDS

I’m really irritated at how depression has made me an expert in cleaning individual parts of my body to prevent stink (pits, privates, hair over side of tub, feet, etc.) all to avoid just stepping into the fuckin shower and getting it all over with at once

I was in the “I don’t brush my teeth consistently but I’ve never had a cavity so it’s probably fine” camp until I got dental insurance and found out I did, in fact, have cavities :[ they had been slowly progressing and I was lucky they got to them before they broke all the way through the enamel

if you have the means to do so, even if you have to look up dental training schools that do exams really cheap, please get your dental exams as close to biannually as you can, you’re worth it <3