It’s just the blue screen of death now. Apt.

Still seems better than bringing street grime into your bedsheets daily?

Don’t know how to feel about this one, imma be honest

Maybe a bonsai kitten

Wow this guy has an extremely fragile ego

Try what? Walking?

Oh did the sale to The Onion go through? I thought it was still under litigation

Take out the nostalgia and what you’re left with is kitsch fast food advertising for children

Sike!

🅱️ ORK

The Pikachu one might been an influence from the Pichu design.

I really want this to be real

Mine absolutely did and it worked well for me, definitely got me out of a rough spot due to social anxiety

no idea what debian is doing there but ok

Xprime.su isn’t working for me

Fascist grandpa, conservative grandkid. Palantir CEO. Makes sense.

It’s in the middle of the Thinkpad keyboard

That sounds really cool

The food to poop pipeline is real

your parents sound awesome