I wear hats. This is just confounds me.

And I am far from balding. What?

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This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.

I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”

And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!

Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.

But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.

Um. You think you are quoting me but you are not.

However, I did create a “What?” joke that fell out of control.

The Vulgate. I recommend biblegateway.com.

Like, if you read the Bible, you will find a lot of things aren’t hidden: people just don’t read and listen to people who don’t read and quote shit way out of context.

If this were Satan’s world, would he deceive you into not listening to Jesus?

Biblegateway.com is an AWESOME tool. I don’t have a preference towards any translation. Sometimes, I will dig down to the Vulgate or Greek. I sure as shit have to admit I can’t read Aramaic.

But you can put in the verse and flip between translations on the fly and look for commonalities.

That’s how I eventually discovered the Barabbas was Jesus, and that required me to get down to the Vulgate.