Aktchually…

Just add olive oil, skip the vinegar

Reddit is a vast network…

Damn do I love lemmie

Oil go splooosh into bucket. No more oil splooshing? Screwy thing goes back on. Yell all set bay 2!

I sometimes put on yesterday’s dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?

That was the point

Oh you’re looking to add black beans to your chili. That’s a fantastic idea, it will add flavor and nutrients that everyone will appreciate. You’re on your way to making the best chili. Go you

Reminds me, does this place do porn like Reddit?

Reminds me of my drug dealer back in the early 2000s. He wanted to get some Adderall but I was in a movie theater. Checked my phone to over 200 missed calls.

His house isn’t the problem… Expand your horizons

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This is a bit past the topic at hand but people who are part of an HOA should be hanged. Change my mind.

Away, unless I’m stomping the turd down the drain, then I guess I’m facing towards it

Bow-chicka-wow-wow

I stopped taking drugs and let me tell you, this world is still awful

It’s the lead. They inhaled too much leaded gasoline fumes and lived during the golden era when a job at the hardware store was enough to afford a 2,500sq/ft house and 4 kids.

No, I think he’s saying if you know I’m the enemy, I should die.

I just used the voice feature in my truck to enter an address for Google maps like always, it came up as Gemini with a long speech. I repeated the address, it asked me if I wanted the location in my home city or one in a city over 400 miles away. Regression with exponential cost.

YTA, set her free. She deserves to explore herself and rack up a body count in the triple digits before being owned by a man

Got my shit together just in time to watch the world go to shit. Life’s great paradox.