It’s painful regardless, the baby just can’t complain about it. I’m not circumcised nor are my kids, with the first kid, the nurse let out an unintentional “good” after we said no to it.

Only hypertension inducing, nothing that more pills can’t fix.

Therapist suggested I speak to shrink about anxiety pills, I replied with “with everything going on, shouldn’t I be anxious?”

I used to get this but the hypertension came to balance me out.

Shhh, don’t tell him, ignorance is bliss.