Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!

Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.

I can get behind “Pay $X to remove ads” or “Pay $Y to unlock the full app.”

I even understand subscriptions for some things.

Just about everything else is avoided at all no costs.