I wanna be you when I grow up.

Ok, I’ll bite. Because a cop couldn’t kneel on your neck?

It’s definitely not a shitpost, as you’ve acknowledged, OP. But I’m glad you posted it because it’s important to remember - any of us could have been George Floyd. Any excuse could be used after the fact.

This only works if you and your partner have very similar shits. Also only works if you’re a piece of shit.

2025: mostly sorrow, but new ways to express loss meme, so that’s good

Lmao he’s got spirit

What a pretty little babe. I miss my cat who recently died. Your cat is so so lovely. Take every care for this little one.

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I have this orange-ass blazer, but no accounting for taste on that tie…yeesh

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It will be interesting when they can’t keep strong workers because they’ve scared the shit out of them.

I rust when exposed to oxygen. :(

And the cold cuts very different…todayyyyy

Thanks for asking! I love them very much, they make incredible pets. :)

BDFBs, blue death feigning, asbolus verrucosus

Ohhhh I have this one too! Sometimes it’s not dogs or cats, it’s beetles because I raise those. Such a stressful dream-type. :(

Looks like a suppository. Well, I’m down.

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She’s a cutie boots, no doubt.