I love Jesus Christ, the second amendment, and grilling up delicious plant-based burgers for my family.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Free software has some glib naming conventionsEnglish
9·2 months agoWhen I teach old people how to use GIMP, we all laugh at the name, I explain what it stands for, and then they don’t forget it.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
2·2 months agoElohim said it was okay
You fit the ideological profile of the apolitical movement perfectly. You think media and politics can be separated, and you demand others conform to your vision of apolitical media. You claim not to like politics and express shock when confronted with the reality that most people aren’t like that. If you’re not an apolitical, you’ve been heavily propagandised by them.
I have that scheduled for this evening before bed, you apolitical.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
3·2 months agoIf you actually read the Bible, Satan isn’t a sinner or a bad guy at all. He’s more like Spock. His job is to question the boss and provide another point of view.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is why we can't have nice thingsEnglish
11·2 months agoThis post is political
Not liking politics is extremely weird. Normal people like to watch political movies like Star Wars and read political books like The Hunger Games. We listen to political music like Eminem and appreciate political art like Banksy. Normal people tune into political podcasts like Joe Rogan, even though it sucks, because they love politics. We play political games like Metal Gear, and some of us even spend our sundays worshipping political gods like Jesus. You’re weird for not liking political media.
Because you’re a hypocrite and they’re not. You don’t want politics, yet you’re doing politics right now. Us normal people like politics, so it’s not hypocritical for us to do it.
I find the way you’re trying to influence the policy of this comm very annoying, please stop it.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Accidental raptureEnglish
1·2 months agoIf you care more about truth than about the power to heal the sick and free the oppressed, then you are complicit.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Accidental raptureEnglish
7·2 months agoThere are plenty of black transgender communist Jews. Google Mizrahim, Kibbutz, and the number of genders in the Talmud.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Accidental raptureEnglish
5·2 months agoYou too
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Accidental raptureEnglish
1·2 months agoIt takes intellectual competence to believe in magic?
Yes, it does. Faith is like a muscle, it has to be exercised or it will atrophy, but with it, one can choose their beliefs, regardless of evidence. At the lowest level, this makes placebos stronger and helps quiet intrusive thoughts. At the highest levels of magical skill, all reality is one’s plaything. Because by changing your beliefs, you can rewrite your perceptions and remake the world as it exists within your own eyes.
Jesus said as much in the parable of the fig tree.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Accidental raptureEnglish
3·2 months agoIt’s also said that everyone is saved. Everyone.
https://salvationforall.org/2_Is_Salvation_For_All_Biblical/1_salvation_is_biblical.html
For as in Adam all die, so also in Christ shall all be made alive.
There is no difference between Jew and Gentile, for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Accidental raptureEnglish
9·2 months agoNot to worry, there are plenty of other demigods in history who did have children, like Heracles. And plenty of god genes in the gene pool. That’s where ADHD and double jointedness comes from.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Accidental raptureEnglish
8·2 months agoBut Jesus still healed her daughter. And then he fed the gentiles magic bread. Jesus came to help everyone, not just the Jews. If a Helenne is condemned to Tartarus, they are welcome in Heaven. A Norsefolk who is unworthy of Valhalla may ask Jesus for His hospitality instead. If an Egyptian’s heart weighs more than a feather, Jesus will offer to save them from Ammit. Jesus said racism is bad.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Accidental raptureEnglish
10·2 months agoJoseph didn’t give Him a Y chromosome. Plus, being the incarnation of the Lord, He was nonbinary. He even used neopronouns - He/Him
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Accidental raptureEnglish
4·2 months agoProbably people with various forms of gigantism and/or demigods like Heracles.
We of course know that Elohim didn’t create all humanity, just the ancient Hebrews. Two people is not enough genetic diversity to sustain a population, and besides, we have fossil records of humans long before 6,000 years ago. Abel and Cain likely found wives among the human creations of other gods.

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