Grug make thinky box do good.
Grug too dumb to understand impossible.
Peers say server too weak for search. Grug write custom search. Customer happy. Boss happy. Peers say it fail edge case. Grug shrug.
Peers say web app can’t use CLI tool. Grug make extension. Customers happy. Boss happy. Peers say that cheating. Grug too dumb for rules.
Grug code small. Get used lots. Peers code big. Argue about reviews. Never get deployed.
Grug strongest there is
That’s not powerful enough, so you let the config files include conditionals.
NOPE! Nope. That’s the too far point. Abort. Abandon ship. Start over.
So… you and your wife experimented with the front and back holes when letting the milk out, but the back didn’t do anything noticeable, so you are a firm believer in front only
Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti
*edit: too blind to see my typos
What, like believing in truth?
No… no…
Would you say you enjoy apple tea?
Hear hear!
I’m on team, “Who gives a fuck?”
To some this is blasphemous
Heh, yeah.
Asshole who never makes his bed here.
There’s no value for the bed or room, but I see potential value for the person. I’ve got to admit, my friends who generally have their shit together are also the ones who make their bed.
Not that the bed making is some magic key, but they train themselves to treat all things as important and keep it together as they go.
As they walk by the room through the day, they get to see a well made bed and feel a bit better about the state of their affairs generally, thinking better of themselves and expecting more of themselves.
Idk, obviously I’m not living this way.
It’s a lot of thought to put into a bed, but this is a comment section, a good place to get unnecessarily philosophical.
Our company has seen long and bloody wars fought over the semicolon
Coffee grinder, cigar tube, one hitter (shaped like a cigarette)
Step away from the crowd, dip it in, light it up, retreat before someone notices the smell
It came on a CD-ROM, and they were everywhere.
Children throwing the internet like shuriken across fields, hanging them from trees as decorations, occasionally actually putting them in a PC for 2 free hours!
Tbf the assignment was basically to create an Avatar animal
Only sort of related but this reminded me of something that struck me recently:
A great benefit of being dumb is never knowing something was too obvious to be worth logic
Often in comedies, there will be a scene where the dummy helps the genius reach some epiphany just by applying simple reasoning to a point the genius glossed over
I think this is pretty realistic