Brisket

Ross is the answer to someone asking, “what if JCPenney but in a demilitarized zone?”

SOMEBODY’S never been to a Ross Dress For Less, I see…

I do crosswords with an app that downloads a variety of them for free.

you differ from something. you don’t differ than it.

It’s “different from”, not “different than”, goddammit.

They’ll mostly just get sick to their stomach and or fat. Dogs don’t process sugar very well, but it’s not that horrible for them usually. Worse for small dogs with bad constitution. Chocolate specifically is poisonous for dogs, but again… bigger dogs can often just tank the damage.

If a burger is going to break the glass, it’s either really bad glass or a really bad burger.

Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it’s hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You’ve made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.

Specifically because the directors had no idea what they were doing, the whole thing ended up being wildly creative. I’ve always unironically enjoyed it.

Honey roasted wicker stools, sweet-and-sour paint chips, pulled rug sandwiches on cardboard printed to look like pretzel buns

Discovering the upper limits to what the human mind can retain and just constantly forgetting all the shit you used to find important.

Outlook not good

absolutely, yeah. there’s still a lot of construction folks/builders that refuse to do it. usually the same folks that have superstitions about tools (like never hand someone an unfolded pocket knife, no matter how safely you do it)

Most comfortable and nice-looking skate shoes were Supras. Bought em for years, but of course they stopped making them.

Crunchy peanut butter shouldn’t exist. It’s lazy, unfinished peanut butter. At the very least, it should cost less. Why are we paying the same price for a job half finished?

The fish part of fish and chips. No thanks on the malt vinegar. Y’all can keep your dirty foot water away from my fishies thanks.

This is the first line I think of whenever anyone mentions this movie.

what a hoopy frood.

I guess we gotta burn that bridge when we come to it.