Hence why I have never owned and never will own an apple product. Google used to have the company of motto of Don’t Be Evil. Everyone should have jumped ship when they deliverately removed that from the record.

Not gonna lie, I cackled so loudly in my work bathroom upon reading this that I had to explain myself afterwards

Lol giving a fucking shit about fucking sports records as the world burns around you. Cool priorities. All this shit is stupid smoke and mirrors nonsense distracting you from the many actual problems we are facing. Wasting a single micro second on these concerns is a fucking crime against humanity. A) sports are fucking dumb and B) we are at the precipice of the end of the world stop worrying about something as asinine as world records and maybe worry about something that fucking matters. JFC.

The realest life hack.

Not gonna lie, ever since I lost my mind for a week in 2008 I’ve been having a pretty great time. I’m one of the only people I know.

I’m in the northeast, I nod, apologize for having no cash and ignore them past that. I donate to the local food pantry, I know they’re gonna buy drugs or alcohol with any money I give them face to face. I dated a girl that was homeless in NYC for a year, she spent every dollar she got on heroin. She knew where to get free food and clothes. She made about 50 to 100 dollars a day panhandling.