Do we have r/im14andthisisdeep on Lemmy?

Cat owners are the weirdest …

C’mon! Bring your pitchforks, I’m not afraid of you!

I can’t answer because I have it exactly the same as you OP, just maybe to add some points. As you said, I remember seeing my friends having this incredible drive, this incredible pull, like nothing in the world is more important right here right now than to get that girl tonight. Lying, backstabbing, spending money, anything goes. It was to the point they basically changed personalities almost completely. I remember the worst example was that one time one of my best friends tried to ridicule me in front of a girl he met like 30 min ago (and I saw he’s immediately interested in her), because me and her were chatting about something and she seemed interested in the topic. I was like “dude wtf? I’m not trying to ‘steal her’ from you, we’re just talking”

But anyway, some 2 cents what helped me with that. So I did 2 things at almost the same time and I’m not sure which one did the trick - I started exercising (running) and stopped masturbating. But my guess is it was the later, after like a month I felt like I could ‘smell the colors’ - I was constantly horny and my shyness went almost completely away. The pull still wasn’t on the level of my friends, but yeah, there was a change in me

You could say that’s all that mattress? … I…I show myself out

I’m an ubuntu user and it was like that for a brief period but then they removed it after an uproar. I think. I double check it once I’m at my laptop

Are you a dwarf?

So I hate women because I’m attracted to women?

K

Explain this, scientists!

What are you going to do today?

But I can buy anything with fiat curency and with bitcoin I can basically buy nothing. And I never will be able probably, bitcoin is too slow to be used as an actual curency to buy common things like groceries

The opposite, I always sleep with blanket on even if I don’t want to. In summer I fall asleep with blanket on my side and wake up fully covered in blanket. And sweating like a pig

This is fake, no one can code like that

Hey! I’m not balls!

(also Pebis?)

Because Arch is at best comparable to sport fandom, at worst to religious cult. And fans/cultists do these kinds of things

Syr

What? I-I don’t understand what … what does … miss, can you open the door please?

Maybe it helps that Germans have a more relaxed relationship with nudity.

Yeah I guess that helps :) I’m pretty shy, I don’t want anyone besides my wife to see my ding-a-ling

No, I’m from Slovakia.

I don’t know, it just feels weird that everytime I want to leave the room I need to first put on clothes. Like going for bathroom or have a glass of water (providing I live in an appartment with other people). Or even in the morning it feels weird, I sleep in my pyjamas so I usually wake up, have a breakfast, a cofee and only then I dress up for work. But I’m not saying which way is better, it’s just weird to me.

And kids are a completely separate category where they can wake you up at any moment or you need to jump out of the bed to solve an emergency

People who say 20, I’m not judging you but I just can’t imagine that

• I grew up in small (tiny) appartment with my parrents and sharing room with my siblings
• Then on college living in a room with 2 other people
• Then renting an appartment with other people
• Then owning an appartment with my gf
• Then having kids

Besides that small window of having an appartment just for me and my gf, I just can’t imagine sleeping naked