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can@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

U.S. Army Recruiter Has Bound, Gagged Civilian That Teen Can Shoot Right Now If He Enlists

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can@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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KERRVILLE, TX—Offering an added incentive in the hopes of enticing the young man to sign up for the military, U.S. Army recruiter Henry “Tex” Teevens revealed during a job fair Thursday that he had a bound, gagged civilian that 18-year-old Milo Carnes could shoot right now if he enlisted. “Yeah, buddy, I got one right…
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